So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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