the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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