make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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