Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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