Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
