so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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