a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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