Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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