So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
