Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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