My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i would punch a child for taco bell
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Randomize
