i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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