There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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