return my video game
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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