addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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