I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Who died my cat blue again?
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