i just had sex bonerless
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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