I heard we made out
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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