We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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