I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We have started to decorate penises.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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