Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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