my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm sobbing to NWA
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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