have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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