It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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