I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
They have beer where we have blood.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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