I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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