i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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