Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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