Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Enjoy the penises
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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