I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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