I look better un-naked...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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