I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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