this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Randomize
