her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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