You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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