like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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