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steve butabi!
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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