she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I believe in your delicious
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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