Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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