Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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