i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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