remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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