Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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