If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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