I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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