You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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