playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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