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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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