I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
A+ Viking dick
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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