I wannas sexs uuuuu
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
