is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So much Jack, so little girl.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
