she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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