Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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