if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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