I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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